All right, you’ve read them, right? If you haven’t, I’ll know and I’ll just turn this car around and head back home without stopping for ice cream.
OK, that’s better. Now, by this point you and your assorted, multiethnic collection of associates that would look good in a program broadcast on The CW have taken your shoddy car overstuffed with beer and condoms to an empty cabin in an isolated section of the woods. Now what do you do? Well, the obvious answer is “party”, and this covers most bases when considering a road trip. However, occasionally you might have to head into a populated area for supplies and more beer, and then you’ll have to deal with meeting new people. What will you do then?
Of course, if you’re in one of those former situations where the police have caught you for some misdemeanor, we recommend lying to them. Odds are if they’re small town cops, they probably are not exceptionally bright and you can talk your way out of this trouble with ease. There is no way this will affect your chances of receiving their help should you ever need it somewhere down the line.
SO YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY KILLED A LOCAL
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