The only problem is, he is absolutely none of these things. Even worse, he's a really lousy liar. He constantly contradicts himself, doesn't have any backup plan for when his lies are inevitably discovered, and jumps to some strange places when it comes to solving problems.
Like drugging a dog into liking him only to have to resuscitate it with an electrical wire.
Or cheating at checkers against a mentally handicapped person.
Even if he still can't make change for all those Nepalese coins.
So dear readers, who else loves There's Something About Mary? Who are some of your favorite unromantic characters? Sound off in the comments below!
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-- Matt Carter
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