PROS: Allegedly the school has good athletics and computer programs.
What does this have to do with 80's classic comedy Revenge of the Nerds? Well, if you replace the words "Gotham City" with "Adams College" and "supervillains" with "fraternities and sororities", the descriptions are pretty close.
Let's first take a look at the atrocities committed by the Alpha-Betas.
The Alpha-Beta's soon take every chance they have to demean and destroy the nerds of the Lambda house, with horrible acts including (but not limited to) forced bestiality, leaving a burning effigy of the word NERD on their front lawn (hate crime laws around Adams College are, admittedly, lax), breaking into the Lambda house and destroying all of their personal property and ultimately beating the Lambda house leader, Gilbert, to within an inch of his life. All of this they do
with the cover of the Greek Council on their side, more or less ensuring that they would get away with these crimes without consequence.
non-regulation javelin that will allow them to throw greater distances with less muscle mass, and win the charity booth competition by selling pies with illegally-obtained naked pictures of the Pi girls at the bottom, potentially ruining their lives and future career prospects in the process.
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