THE PROS: I've really got nothing here. Sorry.
Not that the school lacks modern innovations. The school itself is rigged with a number of hidden security cameras and "Independent Thought Alarm" buttons for teachers to press when students appear to think too much for themselves.
These are perhaps the least worst problems that Springfield Elementary has hosted.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY THE **** OUT OF SPRINGFIELD!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
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-- Matt Carter
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